10 deadly Words used by Women

10 deadly Words used by Women

1)   Fine

This is the word use to end any argument when they are right and you need to shut up. When her superior husband tells her to get in the kitchen and cook. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

2) 5 minutes

If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just given five more minutes to watch a game before helping around the home.

3) Nothing

This is the calm before storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. An argument that begins with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go ahead

This is a dare not permission. Don’t do it! At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

5) Loud Sigh

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

6) That’s Ok

This is one of the most dangerous statements women can make to make a man. That’s ok means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you are welcome. (I want to add in clause here) this is true unless she says “Thanks a lot” this is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT SAY “you are welcome”

8) Whatever

Is a woman’s way of saying of “screw you” Whatever…a classic among classics, a verbal weapon used by women. When a woman says “whatever” during a fight, it means that she doesn’t want to talk to you anymore, because you are pathetic.

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong”. For the women’s response is always “Nothing”

10)              Because

 Women use this whenever they don't feel like explaining
something so the best thing to do is figure it out on your own.